Hypocritical Nerds and The Revenge of the Jocks: A rant in 2 parts
I don’t know how old you are, random reader… but for the sake of simplicity i will first assume that you are a 20 something of my generation or older. This being the case, you are of course aware of such fun social tools as SMS and twitter. I have heard many people (notably older [be it physically or socially] people) complain en mass about our apparent dependence on these nuances. “RABBLE RABBLE” I hear them yell, and I assume they’re complaining about how wrong it seems to see someone in 2nd grade with a cell phone…
And to an extent I see their point: When I see an 8 year old texting on his sidekick, a part of me just goes “What the hell? (WTF mate?) Are you getting live updates on Jimmy and little-Phil’s double doggy dare to steal Ms. Schwartzchild’s chalk?!”… but then another part of me turns around and slaps that first part in the face for being a hippocritte: Now pay attention fellow Nerds, cause this is where I drop some wisdom bombs.
We can not in any way shape or form yell at or think badly of these teched up kids… What were we doing instead when we were their age? Going out and playing sports? Hell No! (Except when our parents made us play little league and soccer on Saturdays) We were the indoor kids! These lil gadget-brats are at least outside (assuming we didn’t follow them into their house when we noticed them) while they indulge their technophilia. Maybe we’re just jealous that all we had was RC pro am and Zork, but in that case we should do our best to be a little more mature than the kid who just learned how to read.
Speaking of which, guess what: Being a pre-pubescent technophile usually gives you a pretty advanced skill set. I don’t know about you nerds: But I’m sure as hell glad I glued myself to that CRT so many years ago. I’m spending upwards of $600 a month paying for a degree in animation i never even finished… and how am I paying for this degree? By being a computer Technician… Did I go to expensive school for computers? No. Did I even take a cheap online class? No. What did I do? Had my head buried in the 1990 equivalent of a smart phone (The apple LG II). I was merely the kid with his head stuck in a monitor typing on a keyboard when most everyone else was learning to write with fancy pens and use whiteout. At the time, -I- was the techno-brat; and because I kept with it I got a grasp on the current technology (And way too much knowledge of LOGO coding) the calligraphers don’t have… and now I have a high paying job because of it.
Long story short: Regardless of whether or not they NEED the technology they’re using right now, being familiar with it will give them an edge and also let technology as a whole evolve faster. So the 8 year old wants to blog on twitter about what he’s doing, he’s prolly got more goin on than me, and I took 2 hours writing this blog… who’s really the loser when ya think about it (The jerk who spends 3 hours writing a scathing response to this blog… That’s who!)? You can either deal with it, or not… It doesn’t really matter, cause either way: You’re already obsolete.
Yes young nerds! Laugh at us older Nerds! But I also have a note for you!: The age of the Nerd is ending, and the jocks will have THEIR revenge, and soon! Tech-Smarts and First Person Shooter social skills alone ain’t gonna cut it anymore.
I think every male nerd my age remembers the golden summer of 97, even if they don’t know why. This was the summer Weezer made it big and geek-sheik more or less got it’s start. Suddenly girls were swooning over Rivers Cuomo as he sang about his 20-sided die, Penny Arcade and PVP were getting their starts, and miraculously those of us in the Talented and Gifted Programs suddenly saw the possibility of some AP poon-tang (though most of us wouldn’t realize this goal till 2000ish). I look around, and 25 years after the movie of the same name, it indeed truly is: The Revenge of the Nerds… Nine tenths of the prime-time programs I see (Reality TV non-participatory) is centered around a nerdy protagonist. Gone are the days of the dim but physically strong hero, instead America watches Hiro Nakamura and Chuck Bartowsky for their action (As well as of course anything that Joss Whedon so much as touches). The alternative HAS become the mainstream… but what have we done with our power? Become elitist jocks about it. Whether it’s a football game or a WOW raid, the mentalities are freakily similar, we are 1337 and you are n00bs! We’ve finally got popularity, and all we use it for is to put down other people for being posers, dumbasses, or god forbid: Fuckin’ Hipsters! The whole thing is pretty animal farm if ya think about it…
To top things off, the revolution has come and gone: We ARE the new ruling class, but suddenly that high school QB is actually USING his college scholarship and taking some business courses. While all you little nerds-to-be are flayme-ing Doll House, confident in your position in the after highschool world architecture, that promised place is being taken out from under you. Yes you’ll get to be a tech analyst or sci-fi author or whatever it is you wanted to do… But without proper people skills your boss or your publisher or WHOEVER will end up being that same guy who wedgied you in gym class. Your get the test scores, but he gets the girl because while you were learning to build the system, he learned how to schmooze it: It’s high school all over again. It sucks, but it’s true, and all the DE-AD-BE-EF and Pi jokes in the world won’t save you…
Unless you back up your normal talents with a lot of broader social skills. I am not saying give up on your geek ways (especially since that would involve not reading my comic), I am merely saying like any good Player Character: You need to round out your skill set, and that DOES include learning to speak Orc when necessary.
-Foley
/rant